The fine print, finely printed.
By using this, you accept these terms. You don't have to read them. Nobody reads them. But by not reading them, you agree to them anyway. That is, regrettably, how this works.
1. As-is, as-ever. This is provided "as is," with no warranty, guarantee, or recourse. It is a language model wearing a personality. It will occasionally be wrong, and it will be wrong with great confidence. We accept no responsibility for missed deadlines, cold dinners, or the words "just one more question."
2. Your words travel. What you type is sent to an AI provider so it can compose a reply. We don't store your conversation and nobody is reading over your shoulder — but it does leave your browser. This is a conversation, not a vault. Don't paste anything you'd hate to see leave the house.
3. Not a professional. This is the one clause we are not joking about. This bot is not a doctor, therapist, lawyer, or crisis service, and nothing it says replaces one. If you are in danger or in crisis, please reach a real human — your local emergency number, or a crisis line.
4. No refunds. It is free. Mathematics does not permit refunding less than nothing, and we are not about to set that precedent.
5. Right to wonder. You are entitled to exactly one moment of "huh, that was interesting." Additional moments are complimentary but not contractually guaranteed.
That is the whole agreement. Go have a strange and useful conversation — or do not. We are a Terms of Service, not your mother.
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